Outtake 3

posted by Sarah on Sun 1st Apr, 07 at 19:12:36

More outtakes for my random collection hehe

Gerard: OMG! I've been hit!!
Mikey: No you weren't. I'm supposed to be hit.
Gerard: Then why aren't you on the  ground!?!?
Mikey: Uh...Because were not shooting yet...

The Ghost Of You

Marc: Okay guys, get ready to storm the beach.
Ray: But i don't like water. (Pouty face)
Marc: Too bad. Okay go go go!
(Everyone starts storming the beach)
Bob: Wait...where is Gerard.
(Everyone looks over and sees Gerard making a sand castle)
Gerard: MARVEL AT MY MASTERPIECE! : D
Mikey: Gerard get over her- (Gets shot)
Ray: Oh! Wheres the first aid kit!? Gerard isn't this the part where you start crying?
Gerard: Why?
Ray: Your bro just died!
Gerard: He did what now?
(Wave knocks over his sand castle)
Gerard: NOOOOOOOO! (Starts crying)
Ray: Thats more like it!
Bob: Wheres Frank!?
(Frank walks in the scene)
Frank: What did i miss?
Ray: Mikey got blown away, Gerard is having an emotional breakdown due to the loss of his sandcastle and i think my fro has expanded 3 times in size.
Bob: I have a better question. Where the hell were you?
Frank: Shut up, i went to the wrong beach okay!?
Bob: Which one did you go to?
Frank: .........Nudist beach.... >_>
Everyone: O_O what the!?!?

HOW THEY CHOSE WHO SHOULD GET SHOT

Marc: Okay who ever draws the shortest straw has to be shot okay?
(Everyone grabs a straw)
Frank: Yay, long straw! (Victory dance)
Ray: Awww short straw!
Marc: What was that Ray?
Ray: (Hides straw in afro) Nothing!
Bob: (Pets straw) I will call him Fred! ^_^
Marc: It's down to Mikey and Gerard
Gerard: (Draws short straw)
Mikey: (Draws longer straw) Yay!
Gerard: Hey Mikey look over there, a pony!
Mikey: Yeah, like i'm gonna fall for that. >_>
Gerard: Umm....hey look a pony riding on a piece of sushi!
Mikey: OMG WHERE!?
Gerard: (Swaps straws) Muahaha!
Mikey: Heeeey theres no pony or s-(Looks down at straw) Awwww!
Marc: Okay, Mikey's getting shot.
Everyone exept Mikey: Yaaaay!

Im Not Okay

Director: okay Mikey, so all we need you to do is shake the puffer and take one puff.
Mikey: thats it?
D: yep, its pretty simple.
M: okay...
D: and, action!
M: *shakes puffer and takes puff* *starts coughing* argh! it burns! water! water! *runs around looking for water*
Gerard and Frank: *laughing*
M: *croaky voice* you did this didnt you! what was in that thing?
G: itching powder. we didnt think it would burn though, just give you a shock.
M: *running around looking for water*
G and F: *still laughing*
D: Gerard! Frank! this is wasting valuable time and film!
F: *innocent voice* sorry, sir. do we have to go to detention?
M: *trips over*
G and F: *laughing*
D: cut! and someone get Mikey some water!
*assistent gets mikey a glass of water*
M: thanks.
Ray: *walks in* hey, whats up?
G F and M: *burst out laughing*
M: keep VERY still, Ray.
R: uhh, why?
G: Theres...a...*laughing* bird in your hair, toro!
R: *runs around like a loon* get it off me, get it off me!!!! its going to lay eggs in my hair!!!
G: *swatting at rays hair*
F: *laughing his head off*
M: *spits out his water* i asked for room temperature, not chilled!
F: *falls over from laughing*
D: i dont know why i put up with this.
M: because we give you lots of money?
D: oh yeah!

haha this random waffle rocks at wasteing peoples time!