Jungle Drums ~ req.co.uk http://blogs.req.co.uk/jungledrums a little monkey in a big jungle, with lions and tigers and bears..oh my! Delilah Has anyone heard the new song Delilah from the Plain White T's? well if not, it's on OMG you have to see/hear the Stalker version ]]> http://blogs.req.co.uk/jungledrums/348 Scary Birds Went to my local park the other day to feed the ducks. Got there to discover that not only were there ducks but LOADS of Canadian Geese (see below) and bucket loads of pigeons. Now I don't have a bird phobia or anything, but i do tend to shreak and leap about in the centre of town if pigeons change their flight path and aim themselves at me - much to the embarassment of who i'm with at the time. Anyway, so we decided to walk past all these other birds and just go to a quiet spot that had a few cute looking ducks to feed. Well, it started out ok, then i heard the flapping of wings and looked up just in time to see every pigeon in a 5 mile radius coming towards us, closely followed by all of the Canadian Geese... OMG!(or words to that effect). As we threw the bread, all of the birds kept coming towards us and we were backing off, but they just kept coming, so we lobbed the last of the bread and beat a very hasty retreat! - tell you what, hungry geese are vicious - they were grabbing the legs of the ducks and pulling them away from the bread - how mean!

Canadian Geese

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]]> http://blogs.req.co.uk/jungledrums/332 Food for thought...

"If you don't want to, and you don't have to, the answer is DON'T"
-=-Casey Leonardo

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Blondie Well this little monkey has had a change of image. 

I took the plunge last week and sat in my hairdresses for over 7 hours, yes you heard that correctly 7 HOURS!!!! but i emerged will a complete new look, gone is my long brown winter hair, hello shorter, layered blonde hairdo.  Its taken a bit of getting used to, but I'm really quite pleased with it. 

Its amazing how a change of hairdo makes you feel like a different person, and what an impact it has on how others see/treat you.  Its really crazy, but after only 4 days of being 'blonde' I've noticed that I'm being noticed more, and if I say something people actually appear to let me speak and listen to me, I mean, yeah, I appreciate that they may be thinking -'god she's talking a load of [bleep]' but at least I can get my sentance out without someone just talking over me, as though my words aren't even worth air time.

I also actually feel different, like there was a different person supressed inside me, and now i've gone blonde its emerged.

very odd, but quite nice.

 

Final thought: Blondes DO have more fun...

x

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Fish willy As Bread was off out for the evening, I was cooking for one, so I thought I'd treat myself to that piece of lemon sole that I'd been saving.  After preparing myself a feast of lemon sole, mashed potatoe and mange tout, I sat down to eat.  The fish really was delicious, but then, after studying my plate i noticed a long pink thing attached to the side of my fish.  I gingerly poked it with my knife but to my horror it was kinda squidgy.  I swear it was a fish willy...but am told by my husband that they don't have them, but after seeing what was on my plate I'm not so sure. I just wish that i'd taken a photo to show you...yet another thing that will probably stay with me for quite a while

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what goes pop in the dark? Something really gross happened to me the other week.  I was all cosy in my overly fluffy dressing gown and my oh-so-snuggly socks, all was well in my world.  I walked downstairs, and into my lounge, and everything changed..dun-dun-derrr *dramatic music*  Felt something POP underfoot, then my left sock went a little damp...after what seemed like minutes, but am sure was only a few seconds, I tentatively lifted up my foot, only to discover that to my absolute horror I had in fact trodden on and burst a SLUG, and all the goo had gone onto my sock.  Obviously I did what any woman would do in my situation - let out a wail and yelled for Bread to come down the stairs to my rescue.  I just stood there on one foot, in teh lounge doorway with my toes involuntarily curled, making these completely bizaar (even for me) noises, kinda a cross between wailing/crying/laughing, even Bread was slightly concerned about these weird noises I was making.  I then gave Bread, the grim task of removing the offending sock and wiping the mashed up slug innards from the seam of the floorboards - lovely!

Needless to say the very next day I was armed with industrial strength slug killer and a giant tub of flexible gap filler to make sure that no more beasties can invite themselves inside...

I think I will remember this always, as its one of those really gross moments that stay with you forever *yuk*

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champagne is good :-) well first let me apologise in advance for any spely mistakes...i'vebeen drinking you see.

The house is coming along well, we've fixed the leek in teh bathroom, must poaint over the damp patch on the kitchen ceiling..well its not damp anymore, just a water stain thing. Still main thing is that the shower isn't leeking water everywhere now!

Can't believe its been 12 months since we got married! seems like only a few months ago. Went back to where we got married for thhe weekend, was lovely, had flowers delivered to the room and everything, drank champagne all weekend, will stop ther just in case parents or parents-in-law read this....

Was racking my brains what to get bready for his anniversary gift, decided in teh end on a Sheer Bliss experience at our local Spa..no, you naughty people, its not what your thinking (although that would be quite cool) it was 3.5 blissful hours of chilling out in thick robes and slippers, having a jacuzzi or several, time in teh steam room and sauna, they even had a barrel filled with iced water with pieces of orange and lemon floating in it - the idea being that you use a face cloth to close your pores after being in one of the afore mentioned...was most cool (no pun intented) Then we had a lovely candlelight meal....only to arrive back home to frantic neighbours who had been trying to get hold of us all evening dur to the fact that an inconsiderate (and speeding) van driver had gone through our wall (well it was their wall, but had strewn the bricks all over our new driveway)...oh i don't care...i'm far to chilled, i just openined another bottle og wine & watched telly!

Bready got me a wonderful gift..he has bought me a photo-shoot session. I have to take a selection of outfits, i get my hair and make-up professionally done, and get to act like a model all day! should be fantastic, but am having to double my efforts at the gym in the meantime, I wonder what kind of photos they'll be...(might have to make a special appointment for that)

Is it really naught of me to be sitting here on a saturaday night, dinking a bottle of champagne all by myself whilst bready is in the loft? - no, oh good!

well i suppose i'd better go, champagne nearly all gone, must put another one in fridge for later - having some food would probably be a good idea as well.

PS: Smonkeys tip of the day - don't play mastermind whilst drunk...it plays havoc wih your stats!

love

Moo

xxx

 

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hot 'n'steamy All i can say is 'its gettin' hot in here'..i would like to take of all my clothes but i don't think anyone else would appreciate it, no really, they wouldn't!

I should be really busy, with all my imminent deadlines, but it's too hot, and between you and me, I really can't be arsed.  Think i'll just spend the rest of the day surfing the net for bargins on sofas.  I suppose I should have started by introducing myself - 'Hello' *waves*, as i'm a wanted lady, i go by various names - smonkey, monkey, moo, caffeine queen...just to evade caputre by...oh can't say too much - line not secure! (too much Bond?) - s'ok think the heat is getting to me.

Anyway, as Breadmower said, we are moving house, from our little flat *sniff* to a proper house of our own! *yay*  we've just bought a fridge/freezer and a bed, so now its just dining chairs, washer/dryer, sofa...oh yeah and the house!  Tell you what though, I am an expert grouter - recently finished the bathroom - it looks fab, just like a little spa.  Well i can't really think of what to say now, other than i need a wee...oops, probably shouldn't have said that 'out loud' never mind.  Well as i said, gotta go...byeee xxx

 

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